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When I was in the Navy we (the guys who had been on the boat for a couple of years) would trick a “new kid” to get his fingers pinched in a big vice back in the Engine Room. Once the “newbie non-qual” was secured and not going anywhere his pants and shorts would get pulled down to his ankles. Next a grease gun would be inserted in his butt crack and pumped full of “Boy Butter.” The trick was called a “Lube Job” and the officers would go berserk trying to chase down who had defiled the new guy. Fortunately they all kept their mouths shut cause they knew worse things would befall them if the pointed fingers.