When I got home from Home Depot this evening there were a bunch of 15-year old kids standing on my lawn. I jammed open my truck door and bellowed…..
“HEY YOU KIDS…GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! I MEAN IT”
“YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS. MESSING UP MY NEW GRASS…YOU MUST ALL BE DEMOCRATS. STUPID LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING KIDS!!!!! YOU MUST ALL BE DRAFT-DODGERS!!!!”
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